A lifestyle brand for the rest of the week

MAKE
TUESDAY
GREAT AGAIN

Merch for men who believe the best day of the week is whichever one you're currently drinking on.

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10 designs now available

Designs that say what you're thinking

"Never Go Full Chalant. Always Choose Non."

For the guy who made indifference an art form.

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"Master of Non"

A title earned through years of dedicated avoidance.

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"Regular Stitious"

Not super. Not anti. Just the right amount.

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"It's Always Today"

The only motivational quote that's technically never wrong.

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"Stitious-Ish"

Committed to nothing. Open to everything. Mostly beer.

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"What Are You Worried About?"

The universal Tuesday philosophy.

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Monday gets the blame.
Friday gets the glory.
Tuesday gets the beer.

MTGA is for men who figured out that waiting until the weekend to enjoy life is a scam. The kind of guys who keep a flask philosophy, even if they don't keep a flask.

We make tees, hoodies, hats, and koozies covered in the kind of dumb-smart sayings you wish you came up with first. Wear them to the bar. Wear them to the office. We won't tell.

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Tees — $30
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Hoodies — $50
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Hats — $28

Print-on-demand. Zero waste. Maximum Tuesday energy.

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IT'S TUESDAY
SOMEWHERE.

Stop waiting for the weekend. Tuesday never asked for your permission.

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